Interview With A Sheep

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– Hello, your haircut is great!

• Hi, thanks

– How do you feel about the building of the new slaughterhouse?

• I’m pleased. Now our farm will work according to European standards.

– Did you hear that they are planning mutton production?

• That’s nonsense. They will produce chicken.

– Then why isn’t it called a poultry farm?

• Because poultry is meat.

– Have you seen their new logo?

• Yes, it’s very beautiful.

– They say it’s a stylized sheep.

• Yeah, it looks a lot like one.

– They also say it represents a slaughtered sheep.

• Nonsense, it’s just a very short sheared sheep.

– And did you hear about the bloodstained sheep transport truck case?

• Yes, I even saw pictures.

– What do you think about that?

• They said that a can of tomato juice probably bursted or is spilled red paint.

– So you don’t think it’s blood?

• It’s very light, blood has a darker color.

– But forensics proved it was blood.

• So it was an accident.

– And what do you think of the change of managers of your farm – you’re now run by wolves?

• I’m very happy, there will be order and cleanliness.

– Aren’t you afraid?

• No, there are only seven wolves in the board, if anything happens – we will kick them out, as happened with the pigs.

– Is it better now that you have replaced the pigs with wolves?

• Absolutely! With the pigs it was filth and disorder.

– Did you hear that five wolves from other regions have been assigned to you for psychodrama and personal growth training?

• Yeah, that’s good – they’ll share their experiences, improve their leadership skills.

– What do you think is most important for your farm now?

• Safety. The most important thing is to ensure safety so that the sheep can live and develop freely.

– Protection from whom?

• From bears, of course – there are many bears in the surrounding forests.

– You think bears are dangerous to you?!

• Absolutely! They are the biggest danger to our farm.

– But they eat raspberries, honey, fish…

• They also eat lamb!

– Why do you think so?

• They showed pictures of lambs being torn apart on TV.

– Why do you think bears did that?

• Well, it couldn’t be anyone else.

– Is it possible that was done by the wolves?

• It’s out of the question! The wolves are here to ensure order and peace!
  
  

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